Fart Loading - Long Sleeve T-Shirt best Green arched text reads "ESTABLISHED"

Green arched text reads "ESTABLISHED" with "19" and "90" flanking a green circle containing a sketched portrait of Edward Scissorhands with wild black hair

A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame

White casual text below reads "I really like your car

and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row

Fart Loading - Long Sleeve T-Shirt best Green arched text reads "ESTABLISHED"Loading bars at 85% carry more dramatic tension than any movie countdown, except this one threatens to clear the room instead of save it. Somewhere a software engineer is weeping because their best UX work ended up warning bystanders about digestion. The Details: A horizontal progress bar outlined in white with rounded ends shows approximately 85% filled with solid white, styled after a classic computer loading indicator. Bold white italic uppercase