Bigfoot Social Distancing World Champ - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action rendered in blocky 8-bit style

rendered in blocky 8-bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display

" Faded white and gray blueprint-style technical drawings of a rocket

Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold

followed by "Charles 'Chappy' Sinclair" and "COL USAF · AIR FORCE RESERVE" in smaller lettering

Bigfoot Social Distancing World Champ - Long Sleeve T-Shirt action rendered in blocky 8-bit styleBigfoot has been avoiding people since before it was a public health recommendation, and he's got the trophy to prove it. Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point. The Details: Brown vintage hand drawn Bigfoot strides mid step in the classic Patterson Gimlin pose, carrying a golden trophy marked "1" in one hand and a white roll of toilet paper in the other, flanked by green pine trees. Bold golden yellow block