You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex Hoodie Color:White Bold dark blue serif text

Bold dark blue serif text at the bottom reads "GET BUSY LIVING

Stating liturgical facts in a Santa hat with bottle service energy is just how the man celebrates

opened in 1961 and closed in 2004

Hoping both teams win is the sports equivalent of clapping when the plane lands

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex Hoodie Color:White Bold dark blue serif textSanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below