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I Found This Humerus - Unisex Hoodie road house A blue rectangular banner belowHolding up a bone and announcing you found it humerus is the kind of joke that got a caveman exiled from his tribe. Orthopedic surgeons have been telling it at parties for decades, and not once has anyone laughed without also wanting to leave. The Details: Bold white uppercase sans serif text reads "I FOUND THIS HUMERUS." across two lines. Below, a white cartoon illustration of a humerus bone sits horizontally with rounded ends and subtle gray