Sorry to Hear You're Such a P*ssy - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend warm throw blanket it's made for poolside lounging

it's made for poolside lounging

With a 200-needle thread count and smooth seams

No polyester

Give your overworked brain a break from the endless scroll and descend into something delightfully bleak

Sorry to Hear You're Such a P*ssy - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend warm throw blanket it's made for poolside loungingLet's clear something up: pussy comes from pusillanimous, meaning "cowardly." So no, we're not actually calling sick people weak we're just being cheeky assholes about it. And honestly? It's hilarious. This blend makes the perfect "get well" gift for anyone who appreciates humor with their hydration. Packed with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and soothing vibes, this caffeinefree blend features yarrow, thyme, and even catnip yes, the same