Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL A halftone portrait of Derek

A halftone portrait of Derek Huff with mouth open appears beside white text reading "20 MINUTES

all rendered in matching teal and golden-yellow tones

Ordering "secret agent" off the menu like a combo meal is peak consumer confidence

A posterized illustration of Bixby Snyder depicts his round glasses

Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL A halftone portrait of DerekGuarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended. Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved. The Details: Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS?" in uppercase sans serif lettering with a weathered texture. Two golden orange roasted turkey legs with white exposed bones sit centered below, rendered in a