Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly " with red text reading

" with red text reading "SERVED IN A DIRTY ASHTRAY

Distressed yellow text reads "HOME OF THE OLD 96ER" with white text reading "LAKE PECHOGGIN

full-color print that holds up wash after wash

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly " with red text readingJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading