Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie omaha Large distressed white script reads

Large distressed white script reads "BOBCATS" with a sweeping white tail element beneath

White silhouette of a falling bomb with tail fins and motion lines at the top

but the Spuds understood exactly where they came from

A vintage mid-century illustration of a winking Santa Claus fills the center

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie omaha Large distressed white script readsSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved